Toy Story 3
5 flamers! Perfect Score!
2010, Pixar Animation Studios/Walt Disney Pictures. Directed by Lee Unkrich. Running time: 1 hour 43 minutes. G. Starring: Tom Hanks, Tim Allen and Joan Cusack.
Helm: This film was amazing!
Mathew: Yeah, and who didn't want to see it because it was going to be for "whelps"?
Helm: I am man enough to admit when I was mistaken.
Mathew: You mean you're helmet enough?
Mathew: Anyway, I totally agree with your thoughts on the film. This was the coolest.
Helm: And who would have suspected that toys experienced such deep emotions and dire situations? That they are filled with such honor and courage?
Mathew: I know!
Helm: And yet somehow, even my second sight has been blocked from seeing their powers for all the centuries I have existed.
Helm: I understand that they are not allowed to let humans see that they live, but usually, my abilities allow me to pierce such veils. Their magic must be very powerful, almost as powerful as their courage.
Mathew: Dude. They're not really real.
Helm: I beheld them with mine own eyes.
Mathew: We've been through this before on other films, Helm. That was just special effects. You know, computer animation.
Helm: Bah! That was no trick! Those toys faced great danger with the humor and heart of true warriors. Such spirit cannot be faked.
Mathew: Uhm, actually, it can. None of that was real, Helm.
Helm: You lie! How many times were we both moved to laughter by their foolish japery? How many times did we both weep at the soul and pathos of those tiny heroes?
Mathew: I'll freely admit that I cried like a baby during a number of scenes, but that doesn't change the fact that those aren't real toys and they aren't really alive. The company that made this film is an animation studio. It's right in their name, Pixar Animation Studios.
Helm: Then they must be sorcerers! To enchant and befuddle me so would require staggering magic!
Mathew: That about sums it up.
Five Flaming Swords.
Five Flaming Swords!!
Helm: You are certain they were not real? Not even Sheriff Woody?
Mathew: Not even Sheriff Woody.