UH... Chewbaccas...I guess...
These are just weird.
When you've got a Death-Star of an ear-wax prolem and you want to clean your canals out thoroughly, there is only one option in Wookiee cotton swabs. That's right! You have to use a Chew-Tip brand swab*. Jam it in there and root out that evil empire of cerumen build-up!
*Not recommended for use in the ear canal. May cause Death-Star explosion and result in rupture of eardrum or destruction of the entire head.