UH... Chewbaccas...I guess...
These are just weird.
What do you get when you cross a crunchy-meat breakfast-food that involves six different varieties of umami (the substance that triggers the release of neurotransmitters in your brain that amplify the savory qualities of foods and literally make your mouth water) with the universe's favorite Wookiee who could crunch every bone in your body six different ways?
You get Chewbacon, of course! And Chewbacon is the first of our tryptic-of-baconbacca-extravaganza!